All these years, I was so sure they were after me and now I finally have proof! Through the power of a security camera hooked up to my computer, I managed to catch my teddy bears in the act of going through my stuff! All those therapy sessions, all that complaining to my family, my friends, random people in the grocery store, all for naught, because now NOW I HAVE PROOF!
It started about six years ago when I noticed that I only had one of each sock after a long night out. I figured it was just the clothes dryer doing its thing, but it turns out it was the teddy bears' fault! And all that food missing from the fridge? Again, I blame the bears. I had no idea they were up to so much mischief while I was gone!
